There’s this place called 23rd st Cafe I used to go to in college. Owned by an Indian guy, it’s basically got three separate menus, American food, Mexican food, and Indian food. But you could order anything you wanted from the menu in any combination. Chicken tikka masala burrito. Carne asada burger. Saag scramble. One time, I got it. Cheesy meat patty, chopped up and folded into breakfast burrito. There it is.