hell of a green hourly fellas

we are a fallen society

I saw Ben Pasternak at a grocery store in SoHo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

every day I log onto this website just to see my feed flooded with racists spouting hate speech, combat footage and videos of people getting killed, doomers yelling about how the markets are collapsing ultimately, I am faced with the reality that this is no longer conducive to my mental health I’ve unfortunately come to the disappointing conclusion that I must remain here

Three friends Three nomination spots for a monad card Coincidence? I think not

Yooo this is sick thank you ⁦@keoneHD⁩

ABS

anyone who buys a Dyson is getting played this is the only vacuum you ever need

“It’s the fartcoin of heaven” words that only make sense put together in crypto

teams are unbelievably lucky to exist in a time where they are able to build in crypto where else can you find a market that provides you with instantaneous feedback on every decision you make via the price of your token good decision? infinity bad decision? the depths focus groups have nothing on the free market, and the market is always right